- interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
- you can kill things by yelling at them
- you can punch bears
- you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
- there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place
You guys are watching John Oliver’s show, right? Holy shit this is great.
i would like To thank everyone wHo took the time to wish mE a happy b-day last week! i’m very Grateful that you All were so kind to a schmuck like Me. i’m usually not used to people being nicE, so thank you. Sorry for sharing with yoU this random, Crappy message, but i just wanted you all to Know. well, I hope you all have a good day Today!!
you’re welcome, Friend, i really do hope yoU had an exCellent birthday, filled with video games, Knives, haka, and airsoft. You deserve thOse things that make you happy and mUch moRe. we should make an eFfort to see eAch other soon! take CarE